.50 Cal Slug Tee (premium)

What it is

• Premium unisex tee — heavier, softer, better drape than the standard staple
• Ribbed collar, taped shoulders and a double-needle hem
• Front print of the .50 CAL SLUG artwork
• Machine wash cold, hang to dry, resume the campaign

About the artwork

One slug, one ammunition pun, and a grudge with roots deeper than the hostas ever managed. Same joke as the standard tee, upgraded fabric: this is the one for gardeners who take both their vegetables and their shirts seriously.

Give it as a gift

For the allotment veteran, the smallholder, the person whose greenhouse has a strategy. Buy it for anyone who has ever lost a row of lettuce overnight and never fully recovered.