.50 Cal Slug Tee

What it is

• Unisex staple cotton tee, soft mid-weight fabric with a regular fit
• Ribbed collar, taped shoulders and a double-needle hem
• Front print of the .50 CAL SLUG artwork
• Machine wash cold, hang to dry, patrol at dusk

About the artwork

One slug. One ammunition pun. Decades of grievance. You grew the hostas. You raised the lettuce from seed. You watered it, you talked to it, you defended it from the weather. Then, overnight, something with no legs and no conscience ate the lot. This shirt is for the retaliation.

Give it as a gift

For allotment holders, veg-patch obsessives, farmers, greenhouse generals and anyone who has ever gone outside at 10pm with a torch and a look in their eye. If they've ever muttered "little leaf-munchers" through gritted teeth, this is theirs.